
Baccano! · Season 1 · Episode 1 · 27 July 2007
S1E1 The Vice President Doesn't Say Anything About the Scenario He Wrote
A clever, crowded premiere turns chronology into a weapon, though its briefing-room density sometimes outruns its emotional grip.
THE MOMENT The two informants' opening argument about protagonists, which is the show's thesis delivered as comedy: there is no center, there are only people.
The premiere is a deliberate orientation challenge: two informants debate who the protagonist of the story should be, list candidates, and agree they cannot decide. The episode then cuts between timelines without apology. Viewers who accept the disorientation get the series; those who need a conventional anchor are advised to adjust expectations.
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The first command is manners. before the premiere has settled into a clean shape, someone says, “Mind your manners.” That warning fits an episode built like a conversation that keeps threatening to become an investigation, a history lesson, a crime report, and a train timetable. Carol wants a beginning. Mr. Vice President wants discipline. The episode wants the mess. BollyAI's read: this premiere is about the violence of choosing a starting point. Once a story has too many doors, the person who opens the first one controls the room.
The Beginning Is Already a Fight
The episode never pretends its timeline is natural. It turns the question of where to start into the main event. Carol frames their job as reporting outcomes of what has already happened, which sounds simple until the Vice President presses on the responsibility behind that sentence. Reporting, here, carries consequences. Selection shapes meaning.
That is why Carol’s explanation for November 1930 matters. She says, “It's because, you see, I thought about what would be easiest to understand.” The line sounds practical, almost clerical. Under it sits the premiere’s central trick: “easiest” and “truest” are different measurements. If the incidents came before their eyes, November 1930 becomes convenient. The Vice President immediately resists that comfort by proposing another start point: 1711, across the Atlantic.
That jump sets the method. Time is not a road here. It is a stack of evidence, and every layer changes the meaning of the one above it. The premiere’s sharpest move is making chronology feel contested before the crime machinery starts moving at speed. The drawback comes with the same choice: the opening can feel over-engineered, dense with framing before any single emotional anchor has settled. The show asks for attention before it has earned much trust. Still, the shape is bold. It treats the beginning as a suspect.
Mr. Vice President Writes Rules He Immediately Breaks
Mr. Vice President is the episode’s most interesting contradiction because he keeps insisting on disciplined thought while pushing the story toward action. He wants truth and falsehood handled responsibly. He argues, in effect, that confirming whether something is true does not end the duty to think. That gives him the posture of a careful custodian of information.
Then he pivots into force. Dallas becomes a priority, and the order is blunt: find him and bring him here. The contrast matters. This is a man who can speak like a philosopher one minute and issue operational commands the next. The premiere avoids cheap hypocrisy and shows how information gains teeth once someone powerful decides what to do with it.
That makes the title sly. “The Vice President Doesn't Say Anything About the Scenario He Wrote” sounds evasive, but the episode keeps making him active in how the scenario is framed. He proposes 1711. He pushes toward specific characters. He treats contested claims as material that can justify pursuit. Carol wants the story to be understandable. He wants it usable.
The craft lands because the dialogue is slow while the implications move fast. The episode can sit in briefing-room rhythm and still feel dangerous because a question becomes an order without much warning. That is the premiere’s best tonal gear change: philosophy with a pistol under the table.
The Train Is a Promise, Not a Payoff
The Flying Pussyfoot enters as a future disaster before it becomes a staged event. Maiza-san’s party learns that the train will break down and be switched to another train, and the episode plants the larger question of what happened aboard it. Bodies left along the tracks. A survivor among the passengers who fell out. A transcontinental route turning into a moving crime scene. The episode withholds the full shape, but the outline carries enough menace.
This is where the fragmented design earns its keep. The train gives the crowded board a deadline with wheels. Once the Flying Pussyfoot is named, the scattered conversations feel less decorative. The briefing, the proposed start dates, the criminal factions, the survivor question, all of it begins to orbit a coming collision.
The withholding still has a cost. The episode plants so many open loops that some register as labels before they register as drama. “What happened on the train?” works because the image is concrete. Bodies along tracks do the work. “Who is the survivor?” works because survival implies a story that escaped. The “unusual bunch” on the turf feels thinner at this stage because the dossier presents it as a mention rather than a scene with weight.
BollyAI's read: the premiere is sharpest when mystery has a physical shape. A train breaking down. Passengers falling. Bodies left behind. Those are images. The abstract pieces need later payment.
Immortals, Mafia, and the Danger of Too Much Spice the narrator uses “In one instance” while describing Mafia and Camorra going after each other. That phrasing matters because it refuses to make the gang conflict the whole meal. The episode files it as one case among several, which expands the world and increases the load.
Then the inspectors arrive at a word that tilts the genre table: “Immortals?” The follow-up secrecy beat, “The matter is classified,” is neatly placed. Horror enters, and bureaucracy tries to close the folder. That is a good little machine: impossible fact, official containment, more questions. The episode understands that a supernatural idea can feel dangerous when institutions treat it as paperwork they do not want opened.
The Old-timer’s “Main-characterish” line, complete with its “-ish” clarification, adds another flavor. It signals that the show understands how artificial story priority can be. Someone can appear important, but only “-ish.” The joke fits the episode’s thesis about beginnings and selection. Who gets centered? Who gets chased? Who gets classified? Who gets called main-characterish?
The danger is seasoning. Mafia, Camorra, immortals, classified incidents, train calamity, Dallas, 1711, November 1930. That is a lot in one pot. The premiere’s confidence is exciting, but its density makes individual beats compete for oxygen. The show has swagger. It also has homework.
The Verdict
Baccano’s first episode is a clever, crowded opening move that turns exposition into an argument about control. Its best idea is simple and sharp: a story begins where someone chooses to point. Carol’s practicality and the Vice President’s force pull against each other, and the episode builds its rhythm from that friction.
The score is capped because the density sometimes gets ahead of the grip. The premiere plants strong images, especially the Flying Pussyfoot and the classified “Immortals?” beat, but it also stacks names, dates, factions, and framing devices with little downtime. As a season opener, it earns its slot. It withholds the clean map and hands over a timetable, a suspect list, and a warning: the route matters because someone chose it.